What do you reckon those really big bugs that hit you in the face while riding are?

they’re the sneaky Kamikaze flying
beetles. the like to make a mess of everything.

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Since in your next post you spelled programs as “programmes”, I assume you're either an American will lousy spelling or you're in the UK, Australia or possibly Canada. Here in America those massive fat guys are Junebugs, called that because they usually come out in full force about that same time. When they get in the home, they fly around making a real pest of themselves because their feet have sharp stickers on them. They must be short lived because by morning they're usually on their back with their nasty tiny feet in the air, dead as a mackerel.

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The last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits your helmet is its @ss#ole.

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I think they're not really massive bugs, they just feel like massive bugs.

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Painful.

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Dunno, but you really should invest in a helmet with a faceshield

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Dung beetles.

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Wrong place, wrong time for anything in flight.

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extra protein!

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Dead!